Adele Scalia
@AdeleScalia
Do it now or grow old. Your nightmares only need a year or two to unfold. m:@cjscalia.
I immediately lose respect for anyone who has to “go get my wallet” whilst making an online purchase because what do you mean you don’t know your credit card number, expiration date, and CVC off the top of your head??? What are you doing with your life?!
Me, literally every night of the week.
Soooooo after the dermaplane my esthetician wanted me to try a new mask type thing they have instead of my normal treatment. "It's like those old peel off masks so you can drive home and take it off after an hour" Me w driving from Wheat Ridge to Castle Rock rn.
My children, ranging in ages 4-14 are having a sibling slumber party in the basement and that is just about the cutest thing I’ve ever heard of in my life.
We've been invited to be on Candace's show to debate her, since we have been critical of her anti-Israel fanatacism as of late. We've declined, and it's precisely because of clips like the below. There is no possible way to debate, in real time, this kind of insane,…
Candace Owens goes full blown holocaust denial. Disgustingly claiming the American curriculum on the Holocaust was Israeli propaganda. Owens repeats baseless lies about Holocaust survivor & author Elie Wiesel, claims he's cousins with Ghislaine Maxwell's father (zero evidence).…
There’s a mild stomach bug making its way through the household and normally this would be terrible news but honestly I’m looking forward to possibly losing a couple lbs.
In this case you tell your partner that you were having an affair because that’s the lesser of the two evils.
Got coldplayed today. Went to lunch with a partner from another firm to discuss lateraling. Ran into the partner I work for at my current firm. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong person…
There’s a fly in my house that I haven’t been able to catch so I’m either going to chop my ears off so I don’t hear the buzzing or burn the house down because if I can’t enjoy my house, neither can he.
I know this is a joke but if you love a man enough you will say yes with no ring at all.
She said yes
The only way I’m believing this is if she names the practice/physician purportedly refusing to treat her. She would have no qualms doing so if it were true. As it is, this is unverifiable and likely to be completely made up.
“They were not comfortable treating me because I am an unwed mother and that goes against their Christian values.” At a recent town hall in Jonesborough, Tennessee, a woman said her OB-GYN refused to provide prenatal care because she isn’t married.
After this game two years ago I swore I was never going to another baseball game. And I’ve kept that promise. Have fun folks! I’ll be ordering takeout and watching tv!
I hate it here. I’ve been over it before we even got to the stadium. I just want to sit in AC.
Scrolling through Facebook and pleasantly surprised that my friend’s mother looks the same as when we were young only to realize it’s my friend’s photo. Goddamit.
I’m watching my bestie’s kids this morning and when she dropped them off she also dropped this off. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be safeguarding it, too, but I can’t guarantee it will be here when she returns (her children will be fine and undigested).
He was Jack so his real name probably *was* John.
Funny that if you don't know who Johnny Carson is, The Shining "Here's Johnny!" line is just a guy saying "Here's Johnny" for some reason even though his name isn't Johnny.
And then you just give up because both are beyond repair. Totaled.
Def true 4 me 😮💨