Alice Vaughn
@RationalBlonde
CEO of sorts. insufferable
🚨 @tiktok_us is FLOODED with fake Kitsch products. We found 600+ counterfeit listings using our name, packaging, and trademarked products — and TikTok is doing NOTHING. They’re letting scammers steal from small businesses and endanger customers. Here’s the proof…
people keep saying Colbert shouldn’t be canceled, but when’s the last time you heard someone talk about a skit from his show
Hunter Biden needs to be the left's Rogan. Rogan invites fringe scientists and carnivore diet weirdos Hunter would invite his tax attorney, a Ukrainian arms dealer, and probably still forget to press record
Hunter Biden passionately breaking down the difference between crack vs cocaine felt like Ryan Coogler talking about the film formats he uses to shoot his films.
Stephen Hawking went to Epstein’s island. Forget the flight logs—subpoena the chair
The plan? Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going
the economy feels “fine” the same way your fridge feels full before payday: You’re just eating leftovers. Wait until brands start reordering under new tariffs.
Day 1 of my period: Company morale is down. Literally just me eating pretzels on the floor.
Shaking my girlfriends dads hand: “Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”
Poker is 10% luck, 90% explaining to people why you’re not just gambling.
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED
“I hate Labubus” now replace labubus with people of color. not so funny, is it?
hating on labubus is USUALLY a dog whistle that u lowkey have conservative values / revere heteronormativity
I actually think @ContraPoints is IT on the left. If you’re mad at her I can safely just assume you are in fact deranged and deeply unserious. She’s measured, nuanced, pensive, restrained, deeply intelligent, and rarely (if ever) wrong in her analysis of both political and…
Youtuber Contrapoints has posted her full take on Israel to Reddit
the dumbest person you know is being told "You're absolutely right!" by ChatGPT
I’m directly responsible for miseducating millions of people about the history of running. I wrote this joke and for YEARS if you searched anything about the history, origin, or invention of running the only results for the first 3 pages on google cited my joke.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
BREAKING: Grok has been rejected from art school