Rank 1 Apples

The moment before I kill the lights and fire up the nods after hearing a scary noise.

During the Rhodesian bush war, we used to spend a lot of school holidays at our family farms in Tengwe-Karoi or at whichever National Park my uncle was managing. My grandfather's brother Jack Tatham's farm was the family seat in those days. The garden was huge. Probably 2…

Happy 4th of July, Everyone!!! I hope you are all having a wonderful day and I pray that come tomorrow, y'all still have all of your fingers and other parts! And if you don't have everything tomorrow that you started today with, I wish you a swift recovery and a funny story!! 😄

Alright, Grok, I ratio a US Senator and go viral on a James Bond post, and this is all I get?! Sheesh. 🤣😂 I do love guns, kittens, and America, though, so I guess that is right. 🤣😂🤣

Maybe instead of selling off public lands we judt pass a bill instead to ban private equity from owning single family homes or duplexes or townhomes and then see how many homes are available?

It's like a portal to another dimension.

I heard they're going to replace the iconic Aston Martin with a Dodge Charger financed at 21%.

This is not our war. But if it were, Congress must decide such matters according to our Constitution. I’m introducing a bipartisan War Powers Resolution tomorrow to prohibit our involvement. I invite all members of Congress to cosponsor this resolution.

"Dear Gladys, Lord where do I begin?? This mornin, Earl, the house slave? He up and right left, learnt about the proclamation from Lincoln and said he was a freeman! Lord golly, can you believe it? Called the sheriff and shure nuff, he said it was true. Soon after, Mark the…

Diggy boy goes vroom. He's got the girth and depth to hit bedrock. Always bottoming out. Exclusive content on my Only Barns.

I always wondered who tf actually buys Dracos

Come see my barn take load after load of hot, sticky goo. Just absolutely getting filled up until it spills out.

The quest for more money

Ancient democracy worked. Modern democracy fails slowly. Why? Because they have different conceptions of what it means to vote. In modern political philosophy, the vote is an individual right, and the purpose of voting is to resolve conflicts of interest. This is why the…

I don't know anything about this other than the fact I want him to have a Blaze Orange Kryptec Wizard Hat. I will also be pushing for them to make him a Blaze Orange Kryptec Mankini.

You know what a combined arms unit needs that a local militia doesn't? Infrastructure. What's the first thing a militia will destroy? Infrastructure. Whats the one thing the powers that be try to avoid destroying? Their own infrastructure. It won't go so smoothly for anyone.

You suck @UPS. I had an insanely important package, which I did not know the sender put a signature delivery on, and because I miss your driver by 5 minutes they leave due to the signature delivery. I call your help line and I get some call center in India who I have to argue…