Randy‼️

This is THE GREATEST tweet in the entire history of Twitter.

I'm going to stop asking @grok questions in comments. It seems it's becoming annoying. Is this a fair perception @grok?

Let me go ask 20 of my neighbors, my family, and co-workers who don't sit on Twitter all fkn day if they know who catturd is. "Household name" 😂

It would be cool if @CincyPD would address this or if @wlwt @wcpo @wkrc @FOX19 or @Enquirer would address this. Aslo carry. Always. Don't be a victim.

Pumpkin Spice Randy

Props 😂

The women on the Tea app look exactly like you thought they would

I can fix her

I honestly find Abigail and Brittany Hensel fascinating and a testament to human adaptability. I'm really glad they are leading happy lives with Abigail getting married

Why is that congresswoman banging on that thing with a spoon? You know what I mean

Hey look everybody!! The VA callede to follow up about my ER visit. They reached me on the first try!! I told them everything was so much better!! Wow. I had no idea any of this happened. But it's in my records, so it must be true ammirite @SecVetAffairs?

David, buddy. Just come back to Twitter, that way you don't have to do this on Facebook 😂😭😂💀💀

RIP Hogan. Ohio’s own Randy Savage still the GOAT

Donald Trump MUST comment on the South Park episode. He can't let it slide and look like a coward. He needs to let those wimps who made that episode know who the boss is. Please Donald, embarrass them!

‘Hey, kid. Did you see the new South Park episode? I never liked South Park.’ - Catturd