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@Random_MD
My personal views may or may not align with the tweets posted from this account.
Only one religion is right but I won't say which one because I want you to figure it out by hating and killing each other while I watch.
In that sweet spot where I’m not suicidal but I would welcome death with open arms.
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Here's me voice as a couple of highland cows 🔊
This is ridiculous! We're 364 days away from Christmas And people already have their lights up on their house.
Boys in the... 60s & 70s: Let's build a tree house and have glorious adventures 80s & 90s: Let's have our dads build a tree house and have glorious adventures 00s & 10s: Let's watch a show about kids w/ a tree house having glorious adventures 20s: Triggered by tree houses
I'm not going to buy an electric eel till there are more charging stations around
I saw a diamond ring on EBAY for one dollar. The caption just said "Man.... Fuck that bitch"
My wife thinks that by winding the clothesline all the way to the top that the clothes will dry quicker being closer to the sun. Technically she might be correct but basically, she's an idiot.
Just told my wife Ive met another girl. Hopefully she'll step her game up around the house thinking she has competition
My daughter is being bullied at school again. Getting called fat and ugly on a daily basis. Home schooling is not going well for her.