Tim Hanlon
@TimfromDa70s
Tim Hanlon. Comedian. DOPE CITY Comedy Tour. coming to Seattle, Phoenix, Tacoma Spokane Boise, Brea, Irvine....
WAWA Vs. Cumberland Farms #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny
I always thought the worst part of a Diddy party would be the music. Boy was I wrong.
Qatar gave Trump a jumbo jet. Now if we can just convince Saudi Arabia to give us a couple pilots...
It's funny when ever the news refers the the President of any other country like, Who the fuck cares! Nobody knows that dude.
My server at Applebee's just told the staff to "MURDER" the mozzarella sticks
Real ID will go into effect tomorrow. Flying without one will result in serious side-eye from airport TSA.
I don't understand a big breakfast. It's like... "Let's have dinner at 8 o'clock in the morning!" Yuck
Dope City Comedy Tour. Coming to OKC, Tulsa, Plano, Austin, Louisville ,Ft Wayne and more
Bringin the Dope City Comedy Tour all across America Spring of 2025.
Ladies stop telling everyone that your man is autistic. We all know who won the last 10 Superbowls. #nfl #SuperBowl
Canada has a population of only 39 million. I think we could take over Canada if we attacked them with the Green Bay Packers.
Van Gogh cut off hear ear to impress his lady. To ever think maybe he was just tired of listening to her.
Just bought a dozen eggs for just $5 bucks. What the hell y'all broke bitches talkin' 'bout