Rob 🚀
@RJSzczerba
Rocket Scientist 🚀 turned Tech CEO; Senior Fellow @LockheedMartin; @NotreDame PhD; Wrote cool stuff @Forbes & Proud Autism Dad!
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.
Is it weird that I stop to pick change up from the ground but I never hesitate to vacuum it up?
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
I remember a time when “a new hip joint” meant some place I wanted to go on Friday night.
BREAKING: I just introduced a bill to ban time travel, unicorn theft, and teleportation-based tax evasion. Because if we’re going to legislate imaginary threats, we might as well cover all our bases. ☀️🦄⏳
Not to brag but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was awesome!!!
There are two classes of charitable people: One, the people who did a little and made a great deal of noise; the other, the people who did a great deal and made no noise at all. - Charles Dickens
VW should bring back the Beetle as an electric car and call it the Lightning Bug.
A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
Hmmm ... I think that if cats could talk, they'd probably always be correcting your grammar.
