Jax Persists

2025 feels like being awake during surgery.

No, in reality I’ve been pregnant 3 times. I pushed 3 babies out of my vagina. Pronouns? Ugh, those are so 2024. Mostly I identify as a meat popsicle with a patchwork of questionable coping mechanisms. Fuck with me, and I’ll identify as a threat. I wouldn’t recommend it.

I hide behind sarcasm because my inner monologue is a bit too brutally honest for polite society.

Only a moron trying to hide something thinks that someone asking a valid question is attacking them. I swear, your IQ couldn’t decorate a domino, but what more could one expect from someone with the intellectual range of a used tampon. <—- THAT is an attack. See the difference?

So you’re saying the current Secretary of State was also part of the cover-up? I mean, Rubio headed the Senate committee that found there was IRREFUTABLE evidence of Russian meddling. You do know what irrefutable means, don’t you Nance?

Care has absolutely changed. It’s worse. Before, I could make a Community Care appointment a few months in advance of when it was needed. Now I have to wait until right before, which means I’m still waiting months. The only thing driving Veterans away from the VA is the VA.

This just hits different today 😭

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Damn, not Ozzy 😫😞

Using us as pawns in your political bullshit is equally as disrespectful, and shows that YOU don’t understand what we fought for either. We aren’t here for you to exploit when you have nothing of substance to bring to the table to up your engagement numbers. Stop it.

I don’t think there is enough caffeine in the world to get me through today.

When the temp outside is 98 and the “feels like” temp is 120, I’m 100% sure it’s not menopause. It’s because it’s hotter than Satan’s asshole outside. Walk out of the house and it’s like Satan farts in your face.

Ok, I’m just done with this fucking heat. Time to send it back to hell where it belongs.

So, I heard a term today that I have now adopted. Someone used the term “cougar puberty” instead of perimenopause, and yeah, that’s about right 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve never seen the pictures, so you’re lying. See how that works? Get the point now? Outfuckingstanding.

I’ve never seen them, so you’re a man and you’re lying. See how that works, kitten? I’ve never had to explain the point to so many idiots in my life.

Who are you to question what I do, how I do it, or who I do it with? It may have escaped your notice, but I’m a grown woman, hell, my kids are even grown. If I feel like playing with the trolls to pass a little time and have a good laugh, I damn well will.

Didn’t say that. Didn’t even say there weren’t pictures. They may not be public, and you’re not entitled to demand them. Jesus, the amount of stupidity emanating from your cock holsters on a daily basis is constantly decreasing the collective IQ of this country 🤦🏻‍♀️

Not surprised you missed the point, Gomer. I proved that lack of pictures doesn’t mean it’s not real or didn’t happen. Show me a picture of God. Not a rendering of what people think God looks like, but God Himself. If you can’t, then by his logic, God doesn’t exist.

Yes, you are the embodiment of the current level of stupidity in this country. Why do you give a fuck? How does it affect you? Does it somehow make you less of a man? If you think it does, you’re not much of man to begin with, you’re just a delicate little flower.

Holy shit, how did you miss the entire point? Did you just want to take a shot at women who don’t dress the way you would like for them to when they’re pregnant, or are you just stupid? Fuck sake, I really can’t deal with this level of stupidity today.