Husbant
@PunishedHusbant
"An extremely autistic country. For centuries the leader of P'Chat has been known as the Pon Of Sneed. In Dec2024, BabyGravy invaded P'Chat and seized control of the entire country. In 2025, after an uprising by MasonVril, the Pon Of Sneed was forces to flee to India."
"We were in quite the pickle there." "I'm still feeling kind of blue." "Well I say when life gives you lemons, just fuck life back and give it LemonAIDS." "This might be a pea-brained take, but I totally agree with you."
IN 4 HOURS... prepare to be eepy! it's shondo ASMR time! ✨😴 it's been a while since ASMR! i've gotten some new triggers to help you relax, but we'll revisit some old ones too! lemme treat you! come unwind with me~ 💤💤💤 IKZ!!! 7pm ET / 4pm PT / 12am BST #fallenshadowlive
"We were born smart... Being handsome was just the cherry on top."
"'Have sex?' No thanks, Soyjak. I heard they pop me the first time that happens..."
"You liked those 'HoloLife' characters, right? I chanced upon this and thought you might enjoy it." "Yes, but her chest size is borderlime for me."
"I vanted orange! It gave me lemon lime..." "Hey, man. Don't hate the messenger, but the Laputan machine that wronged you."
"Eine heilsame Zunge ist ein Baum des Lebens; aber eine lügenhafte macht Herzeleid." Einen gesegneten #Ponntag alle miteinander! ☺️😺
Changing account location worked for 1 day. X has my age. What the fuck is Eloniggers problem?
One fun fact about me is that I get raped every single day of my life
It's confusing for guys. This expectation of beta in the streets/alpha in the sheets is the female version of the male madonna/whore complex.