Marlin, Esq
@nostalgiafkninc
nostalgia inc.
I have no definite talent or trade, and how I stay alive is largely a matter of magic.

Moderns don’t grasp how prophetic dreams are. They’re told it’s just the brain processing the day’s events and thoughts. No. When you dream you are literally visiting the astral and etheric planes. Time and space can be bent, but only as far as your mind can remember your past…
something i had previously dreamed just happened in real life
Eliminating anonymity from X would be a disaster. Many reasons but fundamentally it would just destroy crude humor. I don’t even mean the racist stuff people hate. It’s just that no one would make any off color remarks. And let’s face it - that’s 50% of why we’re here (at least).
One reason serial sex killers fell off around the mid 1990s is that obesity exploded. The guy who wanted to kidnap, rape and murder - he looked around and said ‘what’s the point?’ He could just jerk off.
Astrology is real.
Astrology is real, you may even have evidence to the contrary, but ask yourself this Anon, “is it worth continuing your suspiciously long dry spell over?” Astrology is real.
Tulsi, she’s so hot right now
🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP: “TULSI IS THE HOTTEST ONE IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW!” “She found out Barack Hussein Obama led a group of people and they cheated in the election.” “Tulsi told me ‘you’ve seen nothing yet.’” 🔥 “Would you say there is even a little question there Tulsi? She says…
English will be the common international language for the foreseeable future. It has almost no grammar that is really important. It's just a group of words cobbled together from around the world. It's easy to learn. Its only problem is that it's hard to spell because of all the…
Trump signs biggest trade deal in history. Bad day to be a panican reports Jesse Waters.
Today marks one year free from the grips of alcohol. Grateful for a new lease on life and the company I keep. Onward and upward.
