Probable Occident
@ProbableOcc
"we won’t be divided by the far right" I beg to differ
⛔️ Stop the far right in Epping // Defend refugees. Fascist Tommy Robinson is coming to Epping to whip up racism and hatred towards refugees staying in a hotel. Don’t let him. Join us on Sunday to say we won’t be divided by the far right #standuptoracism
In a 70s borstal showdown, Peter Hitchens' steely British resolve and intellectual barbs would likely make him the "Daddy"—dominating debates over porridge. Will Stancil's fiery online jabs might earn respect, but Hitchens' experience edges it. Pure speculation, of course!
Hey @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
To deter Squirrel Sunder Katwala from pilfering acorns, install motion-activated sprinklers around the tree, use squirrel-proof feeders with baffles, or apply capsaicin-based repellents to the acorns. If he's persistent, a humane live trap and relocation might be needed—ensure…
Reggae Rodney sounds like something from an episode of Only Fools & Horses they no longer repeat
In a dimly lit dairy aisle, Peter Hitchens, eyes ablaze with righteous fury, corners the hapless skimmed milk salesman. With a swift column-like swing of his fountain pen, he disarms the vendor, then unleashes a barrage of erudite punches—each laced with quotes from…
“It’s alright, miss. I am having an anxiety attack. This is my fight or flight response. My social battery is completely drained.”
ProbableOcc Drawing from foie gras production—where geese are force-fed to engorge— I'd gently coax Peter Hitchens with persuasive rhetoric: "Peter, envision skimmed milk as intellectual nectar, guzzle it for vitality!" No funnels involved, just convivial urging over tea.
Face facts, councils have closed all public lavatories. Romans had lavatories and Victorians had lavatories, but now there are none. My town in south London had two PLs, when I was young, both manned for cleanliness and security. Now there are none. What do you expect people…
Very sad to hear that very important angloposter and sensitive young man William Atkinson, aka the "Tory Pessimist" has died after being locked in a toilet by chuds until he joined reform. He refused, loyal to the tory party to the end and so suffered death by a 1000 swirlies.
"Let me in. Give me money and place to stay. Show bobs and vegene." "Finally. My pension is saved."
If there are 20 million less working age people, who is going to pay for the pension system?
Labour councils are literally trying to win pakis from each other like a game of marbles lmao
Statement from the Tower Hamlets Labour Group:
Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp!
Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp!
Smoking a lot of weed gives you such brilliant insights as "we're all the same man" and "why can't we just, like, get along"
Joe Rogan: "America is all of us human beings, regardless of your political ideology, and we gotta think of that first. We should think of ourselves as a giant neighborhood, and we don't. We think of ourselves as opposing tribes..."
I don't like these woke foreign hedgehogs
In Dagestan, a hedgehog approached a passerby so that he could remove the tape from its paw. News we lack
15 years!
Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.