Zoey Katz

Watching Even Stevens while plugging Molly. Call that Shia LaBoof.

do you have the stones?

Of course there’s an app outage 30 minutes before I’m off on a Friday and I get a million calls about it. Lovely.

September 11th is my favorite Jet2 Holiday

dixon is having a GREAT time

wrong. 9/11

me every time i see u freaks engaging with AI

I keep getting ads on TikTok about suing ride share apps for inappropriate driver behavior and I’m pretty sure it’s because I keep texting my friends about hooking up with drivers.

So glad I just got approved for medi-cal when I enrolled during open enrollment in December and my new work benefits just kicked in 3 weeks ago. This timing makes the most sense 🙃

that froot looks familiar

you just had to be there when this dropped #bb27

It’s giving

can we stop sexualizing being horny?

Me in middle school:

.@dixxxonherr Dress Code prediction

happy 1 year of Angela ending Matt 💕

Tyson from Survivor is married to a woman?!?!!! This feels insane.

The Royal wedding for people who smoke and had a Tumblr account way too young

they were throwing cocaine instead of rice at the wedding