Pour Decisions

We’re not bartenders, we’re not somms, we’re not experts. We’re just two idiots making Pour Decisions. Join us for some fun! 🥂

We agree!

Good morning, hooligans. What are we drinking to get us through Friday?

True love is hard to find. Alcohol, luckily, is far easier to locate.

And drink. We can’t forget that.

Summer weather demands summer drinks, right?

All we know is Jesus’ first miracle was to change water into wine, not orange juice, or hot chocolate, or soda. Who are we to argue with Jesus?!

We drink a lot because we have a condition in which our bodies are unable to produce alcohol naturally, so we need to take supplements.

This sounds like good therapy to us!

Sooooooo…wine, eggs, steak, and coffee? We can do that!

We’re fairly certain that’s not how you tea bag someone.

This is how the idiots here feel when it’s 8:00am and they haven’t had a single Bloody Mary yet.

Coffee, a morning drink, is hot. Tea, a morning drink, is hot. Mulled wine is hot. Ergo, mulled wine is a morning drink.

Morning, hooligans. What are we drinking on this thirsty Thursday?

Drink responsibly. Use both hands.

Moderation and good choices can be found in every corner of the world, but unfortunately, the world is round.

We’re idiots, but even we can figure out this math.

Exercise is too hard, therapy takes too long, and murder is illegal. This leaves us with alcohol.

It’s important as a human being to grow every day, so we’ve decided to grow our wine collection.

We agree…we also wonder why you’d wait until 7:00 pm?!

Words of wisdom from the @BourbonBrother gang.