Blair Wheeler

5 rounds with @ArccosGolf in the box… can’t lie about driver carry distance any more

Final tally: – 85 – 1 locker room Ranch Water – 2 lost Mizuno Pro balls – 3 kids under 6 melting down – 4 hours of pretending I wasn’t just playing golf A holy Sunday indeed.

Shot 39 on the front. Then got a text from my wife: “How much longer? They’re eating the pool chalk again.” Immediately went double-double on 10 and 11. Mind shattered. This is why I’m a 9hcp @YipStrickler. Mentally a mess…

Playing golf this morning before meeting my family at the Club Pool… Hole 3: hit a 4-iron stinger and felt briefly invincible. Hole 4: chunked a wedge so badly it left a crater. The Lord giveth and taketh.

My kids just asked why I always come home from golf in a better mood. I told them, Because no one on the course needs me to cut the crust off anything or mediate a Barbie custody battle.

If Happy Gilmore 2 doesn't sweep the Oscars, I'm going to tie myself to the big tree at Augusta. Perfect film. 10/10. No notes.

This is a @MizunoGolfNA JPX Forged appreciation post… that’s all.

We’ve landed on the middle bag - now we have head cover selections What’s the vibe?

Member Guest coming up this week and I have some decisions to make on which bag we’re rocking @StitchGolf

Is this you? 25-50 years old Husband and/or dad who loves golf Stressed and trying hard to make it all happen Currently trying to figure out how to play more golf while at the same time managing a job and being a good dad & husband Welcome you found your Tribe

Happy Skip Work and go Play Golf Day for all those that observe

What does an average golfer has to shoot for you to consider them “good at golf”?

Tomorrow is National Skip work and go Play Golf Day. Its nothing official I just made it up. Tell the others.

Member-guest tip: You’re not trying to win. Someone will definitely be sandbagging.

Getting ready for that member guest since the No.1 item y’all said to bring was my A Game 😂

You win...

This man has way more problems than just alignment