Chris

Just a quick note about how I use this app: I follow people who make me feel something: curious, nostalgic, inspired, amused, or just a little more human. It’s not about follower count, blue checks, or viral takes. It’s about energy. If you bring it, I’m in.

Yes only now I spend a fortune on a lot of nothing

It’s another scheduled W tweet for you 🍻

We’ve all been there, buddy!

I know! I mean, I have to cook the food too!? What is this?? 😂

you ever buy groceries and still have nothing to eat?

Good morning, my friends! 👋🏼 ☀️ ☕️

summer is just sweating in different locations while pretending you’re having fun

Great Scott. Say it back.

Have you seen my posts lately? I'm kind of killing it

Me to my hair girl of 15 years: “I still see a gray. Do better.”😜

my barber could ruin my whole life and i’d still tip him 25% and say “looks great man”

When I drop something and it doesn’t break, I whisper “thank you universe.”

1947: Birds go missing. 1947: CIA founded. Connect the dots. #BirdsArentReal

Let’s do this! Wednesday !

gm to all who see this post, wishing you a wonderful Wednesday ☀️

Just confused the Starbucks guy by asking for two shots of vodka in my coffee

Wow, man. First Malcolm and now Ozzy. Two icons most of us grew up with are now gone.

Everyone you meet is surviving something. It might not make sense to you. But it’s still real to them.