Meba Rackentyre

i wasted so much time in the ‘80s worrying that the rhythm was going to get me.

if grumpiness were people, i’d be china

Being called a groomer for supporting my trans daughter is vile, ignorant, and rooted in hate. Loving your child, advocating for their rights, and helping them live authentically is not grooming, it’s parenting.

i’m leaving for a cruise in less than two months so i’m going to need netflix to SHUT THE HELL UP.

i missed my 21st sobriety anniversary! my sobriety can now drink legally!

In honor of Ozzy Osbourne I will be wandering around my house tonight hollering my wife's name

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV

it feels like i’m walking through gravy outside #stlwx

Just confused the Starbucks guy by asking for two shots of vodka in my coffee

Malcolm-Jamal Warner, yesterday. Ozzy Osbourne, today. Come on, universe.

the elevator is broken so now I have to walk up six flights of stairs from the garage.

a coworker left these earrings for me.

Jon Stewart responded to CBS bowing down to Trump and canceling Colbert

if you can’t handle a real woman, it doesn’t make her a bitch, it makes you one.

current status: yelling “nothing came out of your butt!” at my dog who, despite that, is still searching every inch of the carpet convinced that something came out of her butt.

do i have a crush or just a craving for qdoba? i’ll never tell.

serious question: do people NOT have cheese drawers on the east and west coasts?

the kiddo is home (with his dad) and doing well. y’all are the sweetest. i can’t wait to get him back tomorrow and hug him and never stop.

i don’t fuck with married men, but that hasn’t stopped them from unabashedly pursuing me. trust me. “girls” are not the problem.