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Eternally tired woman
My attempt at photographing my sleeping cat

1 in 8 people in Epping are white sex offenders
“Concerned locals” in Epping—where 1 in 8 are white sex offenders—aren’t protesting that. But house a few refugees and suddenly it’s pitchforks out. This isn’t concern. It’s pure, raging racism. #r4today
Solidarity with the junior doctors from those that have gone before.
Whilst scrolling through my gallery looking for a gif, I found this. Every flat roofed murder pub in the country has a list like this.
My boys have started playing Skyrim and I’m being drowned with play styles and storylines.
🚨 DURHAM: Bradley Townsend-Kerr, 21, caught with 364 CSA images of children - incl. 157 of toddlers as young as 3 being r*ped, has walked free AGAIN. He was already convicted in Nov 2024 for similar offences. Spared jail again due to offences predating his last conviction.
Anyone seen this?😱😱😱😱
Barrister Jane Russell: 'I'm going to get a tattoo of a horse I lost last year.' Iain Dale: 'How can you lose a horse?' Jane Russell: 'Oh, he died.' @IainDale
😂🤣 @michaelpforan realising Naomi Cunningham has joined the chat 💥
Rest in peace, darling baby Brendon. We will always fight for every child. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
The audacity of a councillor to think they can tell the police where and when they police.
This is outrageous. I want to be abundantly clear that the council were not informed of this and the first I heard was when someone sent me the social media link. If the Home Office wants to descend upon people in this way the least they can do is talk to local stakeholders.
Isn't this just a rite of passage? We never had heating in any of my flats & I was completely broke. Same with Dad's generation. Though from the stories I've heard he sacrificed food money for beer money. stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360765…
Dr Kate Searle going home after another successful day in court.

He felt uncomfortable’ that a female nurse didn’t want to ‘engage’ in undressing with him. And even when she tried to do the right thing - by staying out of his way while he was in the changing room - that action was thought of as ‘bad behaviour’. JFC what dark days for women.
Youngest son has smuggled his Pra Jiad and gum shield in the suitcases to Thailand with full intention to enter the Muay Thai tournament that he begged tickets for. It’s a Muay Thai tournament for adults and son is 9. I can’t fault his confidence but this is going to be a…
Today would have been my dad’s 74th birthday. This season carries gravity. Father’s Day, his birthday, and the anniversary of his passing all fall within 60 days. For me, grief has no straight path. It revisits, reshapes, and rises when I least expect it. But alongside it…
I found out my dad was terminally ill while I was working for a bloody go karting company and managed to hold it together until the end of the work day. This guy is an A&E doctor and had to be escorted out by another (presumably essential) doctor because a woman called him a man.
Something has given me pause about the recent revelations in the Sandie Peggie case. In particular, the account that Upton was in a visible state of extreme distress following the confrontation with Sandie. So much so, he had to be escorted to his car by another doctor.
“A few tears” from a fully grown, 6ft man in his workplace because a coworker he didn’t know wouldn’t pretend he was a woman.
P: You said "on shift"? CM: Yes we went into the wellness room - there were a few tears, it was a difficult conversation, but I was glad to be able to explain to DU in person.
This is horrifying.
🚨 New arrests of women and girls in Kabul by the Taliban. Afghanistan has become place of fear for women. New footage shows young women being detained without clear reason. The crackdown is spreading, this is not security, it’s suppression. #Afghanistan #WomenRights #Freedom
Albert Manifold is a proper name.
BP names outsider Albert Manifold as chairman as investors push for turnaround reut.rs/3GVLacg
Please pray for my son who accidentally stepped in a puddle two hours ago and has now convinced himself that he has trench foot.