Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney

Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.

Corona is Narcan to me

Great. South Park went woke. 🫤🙄

I thought the word "banal" meant butt anal

I’d be so good at eating pussy if I could just figure out where it is

My blood type came back as 'expired' ?

Yeah bro my phone flashlight goes off like a cop raid when I get a text it’s great because everyone sees how many texts I get

Pretty sure I could do heart surgery if someone just told me where the heart is

If Partiful was a good app you'd be able to rate the guests

The Take It To Your Grave challenge. Where instead of expressing something, you #TakeItToYourGrave

Drinking ocean water it's basically Gatorade for strong people

Trying to get my thing yoinked

Jake Gyllenhaal and Gal Gadot are two equally terrible yet overrated actors.

Just found out y’all aren’t washing your rice with soap and water? 🤢

I believe in universal basic income but only if I get more than everyone else

My worst trait is that I genuinely believe I would survive a plane crash

Don't talk to me until I've had my Crumbl Benson Boone Moonbeam Ice Cream Cookie

I legit wasn’t birthed I stumbled onto this planet

Walking around the city and getting called names I'm not allowed to repeat