Summer Heatwave Pepsi-Dick
@Pepsi_Dick
Leaf Manager @ the base of the tree where all the leaves fall
Lost all my fleshlights in the divorce to my hung ex-wife. I just know she's gonna blow those things out and ruin them.. 馃様
This isn't the right account to be posting this from but really some of the best times I've had are those really long drawn out just nasty sloppy make outs with so much dry humping and hand play that leaves everyone involved exhausted by the end of it
You don't need to c*m to have a great experience, and if they don't c*m it's also okay sometimes
I would be bring a dyke to gunfight or whatever the saying is
free market capitalists when Dominicans are the 1%
It鈥檚 time for MLB to institute a salary cap and floor. The current system is ridiculous and ruining baseball.
Unlocked a new favorite slip. Bulgar wheat, squash, black beans, corn, onion, ancho chile puree to combine it all
Been a personal low year for irl slutty behavior this year
Call me Lee Harvey Oswald they way I'll make you blast all over your wife's face
I feel like the bit of publicly asking hot people if they want my social security number is going to bite me in the ass one day
I'm like 98% sure that gif that circulated in certain parts of twitter, of the Japanese woman making out with another woman's armpit, was the very same one I made for my tumblr
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Is twitter the last place online now you can post uncensored thirst traps? I don't wanna start posting my unbuttoned pants with my fingers pushing down the zipper flap to expos shaft and pubes here
If I just tweet some shit like "I love that fat boy" or "go bears go" will I get lots of quote retweets of big fellas being hot?
been eatin fried squash, black beans, and corn in an ancho chile sauce for like 4 days straight and my farts straight up smell like a horse stable and now I know how my ancestors farts might have smelled like.
Can I post bush or will people get mad at me and throw tomatoes at me and make me eat the tomatoes and then I'll be sick with tomatoes
Put yo dick in my butt twin or whatever the saying is