Back Patio Press (Cancelled)
@PatioBack
You Can't Cancel Comedy Tour 2025 dates at http://backpatio.press
Do people even publish books anymore? I swear even the book stores I go to are filled with toys and TikTok booths!
simply untrue imo
Nothing grows without being buried first.
Would you vote for a presidential candidate who had an edgy, dour piece of autobiographical fiction published in a literary magazine? What if it included people smoking, having sex, and listening to music? What if they wrote about being a writer? Would you? You need to prepare
My mutual hasn't had an online indie lit submission acceptance in 5 years. I gave ChatGPT his flash fiction and got him 52 acceptances in 6 days. No fluff. Just better prompts. Here’s exactly what we used: 1. “Help me decenter whiteness and masculinity in this piece.” → You…
Been using the Tea app to blacklist my legions of haters in alt lit. Good luck getting published in The Blue Sparrow Review now, loser
Excited to announce a huge contract with the department of defense in the coming weeks. We're going to be producing all the governments shitty print on demand literary fiction and poetry for $30 billion per year
🚨Online Indie Lit: "We strongly condemn President Macron's decision to recognize Back Patio Press as an alt lit publisher. Such a move rewards terror and risks creating another Iranian proxy"
War and Peace... Crime and Punishment... Fathers and Sons... the Russians were on some shit sksksks 🤣🤣
It is my God Given Right to submit to Prestigious Literary Magazines without paying Submission Fees. I deserve Free Money for my Art. I deserve Acclaim and Fame for my Poem about Trauma
Ohhhh this book is “necessary,” “urgent” and “a riveting meditation?” Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Ocean Vuong
Yes, obviously. Only popular art is Great
Nothing grows without being buried first.
Replying with "Hi! Is this still available?" to a pussy pic from 3 years ago buried in the DMs. #JustBackPatioPressThings
Get you a publisher who has a drinking problem
damn rip ozzy you woulda loved peeing on Death Egg