Parrot Capital 🦜
@ParrotCapital
Irreverent wise crackin' FinTwit parrot 🦜 Not financial advice, DYOR. DMs are open. Follow me for due diligence (and memes).
The Big Short 2 is going to be about mortgages secured by dog shitcoins, wrapped in cat shitcoins, on the blockchain, innit?
Did you see we added crypto to US mortgages yesterday?
CCP 🇨🇳 China loves killing Americans. There's no denying they are. We need to respond accordingly.
Just finished reading @scoopercooper’s story on the $30M fentanyl money-laundering bust in South Carolina and… yeah, China’s fingerprints are all over it. thebureau.news/p/the-fentanyl…
ICYMI, Judah has been doing the Lord's Work exposing James 'Fishsticks' Fishback as the relentless grifter that he is. Fishback has been trying to highjack the grassroots DOGE movement to plug his crappy high-fee $SPXM fund. This whole thread 🧵 is worth reading. 👇
Check this out - old Fishsticks is a total and utter tool 🤣🤣 I wonder if @MariaBartiromo knows he only has $20 m of AUM as sub advisor in a SPY - SPY DEI etf. How this snake oil salesman gets air time is beyond me. It’s amazing that no one in the financial media does any due…
Check this out - old Fishsticks is a total and utter tool 🤣🤣 I wonder if @MariaBartiromo knows he only has $20 m of AUM as sub advisor in a SPY - SPY DEI etf. How this snake oil salesman gets air time is beyond me. It’s amazing that no one in the financial media does any due…
BREAKING:🚨 Azoria Capital sues Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
Germany 🇩🇪 is arguably the nation with some of the smartest minds in the world that also consistently makes the dumbest policy choices. Truly mind-blowing disconnect.
Guy who promoted the nuclear phaseout in Germany now laments dependency on the US.
In today's crypto news, PayPal $PYPL is now a shit coin merchant processor.
JUST IN - PayPal to roll out "Pay With Crypto" feature allowing businesses to accept more than one hundred cryptocurrencies at checkout — Bloomberg
All Chinese tech is going to spy, censor and spread propaganda for the CCP.
NEW: Chinese AI models spread pro-Beijing propaganda 60% of the time🚨 These models repeated pro-Beijing false claims about Taiwan’s elections & U.S.-Taiwan relations, including asserting that “Taiwan is a part of China,” & there's “no such thing as a ‘Taiwanese President’.”
From conspiracy theory to conspiracy fact. What kind of system do we have that allows rogue scientists to alter our weather without consent? Just like the Chinese and American criminals who funded and worked in the Wuhan lab, these people need to be brought to justice.
NEW - Solar geoengineering researchers conspired to hide tests to dim the Sun to "avoid scaring" the public. disclose.tv/id/g3j8ob380a/
Canada is not being governed for Canadians.
Refugees who land in Canada get $224.00 per day from the Liberal Government to eat and sleep at hotel rooms That's $81,760 per year The average Canadian salary is $67,282 Refugees earn $14,000 more than the average Canadian Why are refugees treated better than us? Sickening
An obvious follow-up question; Why aren't we criminally probing Microsoft $MSFT?
It's truly staggering that Microsoft used employees in China to manage US military systems. The CCP has been stealing our tech for decades. All Chinese citizens must assist with espionage. Microsoft knows this. arstechnica.com/security/2025/…
My ghost writer just finished Substack Report #1. On $gbfh this will be uploaded in the next few hours just in time for earnings. Report 1a is a recap of q2 earnings & predictions for the rest of the year. That report will be behind a pay wall next weekend. Good luck to all!
We've now reached what @chrismartenson has dubbed 'The Common Knowledge' era wrt to the troubles going on in Canada 🇨🇦, aka Arctic Mexico. What was previously the domain of only a few vanguards is now becoming a mainstream topic. This ultimately is how you hold TPTB accountable.
There was a time when @scoopercooper and I were such a distant memory on Arctic Mexico it was scary... Now a days I feel much more mainstream as to the goings on up there
I've traveled extensively in, lived right next door to and invested heavily in Canada*. The country is literally falling apart at an alarming rate and now poses a national security threat to the United States. Beijing rules Canada, not Canadians. A decade of watching the…
Smells like buyers remorse for Mark Carney in Canada 🇨🇦, where the 51st State talk is bubbling up again.
