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me/myself/i - Was a fake Calvanist until becoming regional manager over my salvation. I am proof of #choicemeats. I am here to share my humility with the world.
If it wasn’t for me, I wouldn’t be saved.
A guest of Soteriology101 Bro Kevin Thompson uses his humility to split churches too. He got busted online using gossiping women to secretly push a split but it’s for a good cause to get rid of Calvanists and destroy their families. Our wills are too important not to defend 🙏
I prefer Zeroes of the Faith while keeping my heroes for sports and concerts.
God can’t love us unless we say that we have libertarian free will.
Calvanist butcher: your meat is rancid Provisionalist butcher: You are choice meat, my son! Since you humbled yourself and chose me, I will now choose you. Good job! 👉Humble yourself like Provisionalists. Use your goodness for good! We teach you how. Become a Patreon member!
Provisionalism trains its best and brightest to attack Calvanists who give too much credit to God. 🙏😇
Genesis doesn’t say creation was ONLY done in 6 days just like John doesn’t say Christ ONLY died for his sheep. Amen 🙏
The Calvanists are still beating the Armenians. There is still time to humbly cast your votes 🙏
Which is better: CALVANISM or ARMENIANISM? This is for a theology exam I’m giving my students.
I am also 100% sure calvanism is wrong . So much revival is happening with the greatest minds of our generation 🙏
Armenians are like Provisionalists but they believe more in the power of sin than us. We believe God is so powerful that he left it up to us to choose to get saved
Which is better: CALVANISM or ARMENIANISM? This is for a theology exam I’m giving my students.
Calvanists believe in the Five Solos.
One of our most naughty Provisionalist students Bro @bannedby believes Bro Pilate was the second Adam and could have released Jesus but chose not to in order to let his glory be known to Provisionalists.
As Provisionalists, we rise to defend our sacred wills against the Calvanist horde, who dare provoke the ire of our dear Lady Libertaria.
As Provisionalists, we rise to defend our sacred wills against the Calvanist horde, who dare provoke the ire of our dear Lady Libertaria.
As Provisionalists, we rise to defend our sacred wills against the Calvanist horde, who dare provoke the ire of our dear Lady Libertaria.
Bro Warren McDrew being naughty late at night on his phone again just like crazy Bro 1611 Anderson. Many say the Lord was 👉merciful👈 saving bro MacAuthur decades ago, but Bro Warren denies God knows the future so maybe the Lord forgot he would change his mind on his mercy.🙏
Our godly @Soteriology101 Facebook group lets members attack Bro MacArthur right after he passed away. Marsha claimed he was evil and others that he had “effervescent grace” Maybe Bro Flowers should ask online Provisionalists to act like Christians for at least 72 hours.🙏