PJ

Why has no one made baked Parmesan garlic bread a cologne scent?

And that’s why they call him Mr Fantastic. 😬

🎼 Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, make him free.

Happy Monday! Hope all your emails are this exciting. 🤪

6:25pm and it’s 98° and we have a power outage. The only saving grace is we have a potential storm moving in which could lower the temps. It’s gonna be a long, hot, sweaty night - and not in the fun way. 😓

Gotta make sure the D is worth it. 🤣

Got a little overheated at work and needed to use my desk fan to try to cool off. Good times.

Mmmmm. Ass snow cones. Just in time for summer.

What’s your favorite 4 digit combination. 🤣

Next time just @ me. 🤪

I’ll never be mature enough to not laugh at this. 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

The other night we thought we’d give Poppy a special dinner with apple slices. Apparently she doesn’t like apple. 🤣 Such skill to eat around and remove the food she doesn’t like.

And suddenly I’m interested in body building. 😬

Just overheard a coworker say that the booster shot gives you secret hiv. 🤦‍♂️ These people are out there and they vote. 😭

Who wants to push me on the swing? 😬

Woohoo! Party in Kenosha!

And if I’m lucky I’ll have the chance to make it up to Pappy. Ex’s dog that I wasn’t kind to.

I kinda want to do this for work. 🤣