jamie

Quarantine day 6.

Our President, what an embarrassment.

I'm so sick of lazy ass ghosts.

That is true love.

Yep yep, that's true, yep.

Oh, this is going to be GREAT!

When you try to stand after an hour at the buffet.

Big man going down. Oops

The point where you have given up, all your fucks are gone, and you're soul has left your body.

Where do you keep a whole wheel of cheese? I would need a new fridge.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no messing around.

Rich people are a bunch of whiny ass bitches. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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Not sure about the towing.

If that’s me, I’m pushing that fucker into the back wall.

Always hated that rat.

Bet that hurt.

That's a good price.

How to make sure you're the only one that uses the microwave.

Shivers.