Oracle Park Seagull
@OracleSeagull
I'm that Gull. The one you see at the end of @SFGiants games.
You are literally the president of a baseball team. You’re acting like a petulant child who got told no TV on school nights. Show a little decorum dude. Act like a grownup.
It is sad how few fans are at the game. Maybe the local media can look into the @SFGiants marketing? Ask some questions. Get to the bottom of what is going on.
If you're not listening to #SoundCheck do you even live in the Bay Area? @AaronAxelsen curates the best local and retro sounds. Always perfect.
I think that was my favorite Soundcheck show of the year so far, thanks for listening Bay Area…. Goodnight 😘💤🌙
The Mets?
Who would you choose as the Giants Player of the Week? Share your pick below ⬇
Funny that my name comes from whatever the ballpark is named. ATT. Cingular. PacBell. 3Com. Candlestick.
Funny coming from “Oracle” Park Seagull. Do you know where Oracle was once headquartered, and no longer is? Same as Schwab. Realtor dot com. Paul Mitchell. Chevron. SpaceX. Tesla. Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Etc.
0-23 RISP in a series.
The Giants lost 5-3. They went 0-for-23 with runners in scoring position while getting swept. That was the first time since 1931 that they went at least 0-for-20 in a series.
Uhm, at least the Valkyries and Ballers won? @valkyries @OaklandBallers
Uhm, @elonmusk this you?
CEO of San Francisco tech company apologizes after AI chatbot goes rogue abc7ne.ws/3GLeeU2
This #OrangeFriday is not going the way I want it to. #SFGiants
Never in baseball's 150-year history has a player finished a game with at least six hits, six runs and eight RBIs until Nick Kurtz tonight. His 19 total bases tie Shawn Green's single-game record -- and Kurtz had one more RBI. There's a genuine argument it is the best game ever.
Nick Kurtz beats the Astros, 15-3.
6-for-6, 4-HR games since 1900: - Shawn Green, 2002 - Nick Kurtz
20th 4-HR game in history ✅ First rookie with 4-HR game ✅ Ties MLB record for most total bases (since 1900) with 19 ✅ Nick Kurtz etches his name in baseball history!
# 4 FOR BIG AMISH & WE HAVE HISTORY!!! #ChurnItUp
Holding this one for when Trump pardons Maxwell. You know it’s only a matter of time. #MAGA

Correlation does not equal causation. Something that everyone here on twitter needs to learn. It’s easy to yell into the void something stupid. It’s harder to be accurate. Do better.
Anyone else notice that CIA/State slushfund USAID just closed up and suddenly a bunch of liberal TV shows and news sites are no longer able to meet their payroll and have to shut down?
Batteries?
Thiessen: Just so people understand wind and solar only work when there is wind and sun. We don't have technology to store the energy from wind and solar…