まZΣΣD🥴

E get something’s wey you no fit do as a Nigerian This country Dey limit potential mehnnn😔

i want to go to a wedding where someone says NO.

Walk up to a girl in public and start a conversation with her?? bro I'll rather stream portable's song nonstop

don’t be sad, because ‘sad’ spelt backwards is ‘das’ and das not good

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell😭

Do you know women???

people who use one name for all their social media handles >>

“No chop am o, na your son” I froze

I always take my problems to Tommy. Hilfiger something out

body-shaming men = 😂😂😂😂 body-shaming women= 😡😡😡 Godseesall

in short, just guide

some peeps take twitter way too seriously

women are so gorgeous, i wish they were good people

Whenever i am broke, sad and feeling hopeless, i just remember I'm not a father yet and i suddenly become so happy. I don't even want to imagine what a father would feel like if he was in my shoes.

No jersey fit this boy except police uniform.

💯

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Apparently, if you treat people exactly how they treat you, you automatically become the bad person 🤔

Book wey no gree enter head go enter exam hall😂💔

If babe like you, you go know.

So we get name