oneeyedalpaca
@OneEyedAlpaca
°forklift certified° °thinks you're pretty neat° °father of four girls with E names°
hi! if you're a new follower because i tweeted something funny, brace yourself because it doesn't happen very often
think of all the events that have unfolded, all the decisions you have made in your life, that have led you to this very moment, reading my stupid tweet now ask yourself, would you have done anything different?
remembering the time 17-20 years ago, i played world of warcraft i met up with three of of my guildmates when i went on a work trip to north carolina one of them gave me a mix tape (on cd) of power metal, i still have it remains the best unexpected gift i've been given
keep getting spam for "strange girls want to date you" and all I can think is this cartoon I drew long ago (the lyric reference may date it)
platonic ideal of a sandwich savory bread cheese sauce savory veg meat meat cheese meat meat cheese savory bread
about to eat my slightly burnt reuben, don't text
three come to mind, all while working at a call center for a cell phone company that really likes the color magenta a thread
What's the craziest corporate slip-up that you've experienced? Particularly interested in examples that benefitted you, like being sent extra of a product or getting sent a check they never expected to get back.