Inevitable Gassy
@OldGassy1984
Pun gent.
"Once more unto the beach, dear friends!"
We are at the start of a new Hundred Years’ War. The battle of Epping is just the beginning. This is our home. We have nowhere else to go. We will defend it.
"Trump percentage reductions now at 1000%, Captain." "That's .... impossible."
Trump: We’re going to get the drug prices down by 1000% 600% 500% 1500%. Numbers that are not even thought to be achievable. Is Donald Trump the dumbest person to ever hold public office?
"I hope you're not driving home, Laura!" "Not this time. Booked a taxi all the way, but put it on expenses."
Imagine Matt Hancock looking at you like this.
imagine dua lipa looking at you like this
“It’s simple, we’ll build the Nightingale prisons out of cans of Stella left at the riots.”
Nigel Farage identifies the first 2 serious sex offenders to be sent to el Salvador. Wait. Sorry. My mistake. These are pictures of him with his friends.
"How long do you think we can keep getting away with saying we've no idea when asked about details of our policies, Nigel?" "I've no idea, Richard." #noideanigel
"Thanks, Nigel - I thought that went well. Can we get you a coffee or a tea?" "I've no idea. I haven't even thought about it. I might like tea, or I might prefer coffee. I really don't know." #noideanigel
Breaking:Nigel Farage confirmed as next Bond villain, Dr. No Idea.
After the rally in Dover yesterday, another one - for Restore Britain supporters - is underway in Gorleston.
"Today I am travelling to Dover which my Bradshaw's Guide tells me is a popular coastal town but it looks strangely deserted today ...."
“You boy! Did you go to the march in Dover today?” “No Mr.” “Don’t worry, neither did anyone else.”
🎵 There'll be a few turds over At the white cliffs of Dover .... 🎵
Do you have ‘summer long balls’? Awkward phenomenon could be uncomfortable — and may even impact your fertility trib.al/wCqTvhV
Do you have ‘summer long balls’? Awkward phenomenon could be uncomfortable — and may even impact your fertility trib.al/wCqTvhV