Zoup 🇺🇸
@NoZoup
Veteran - Twin Dad - 501st - Star Wars know-it-all.
No one is stopping you from wearing a woolen suit in Georgia during summer.
What happened to this America? Where did it go?
Someone stole these and posted them on Reddit, which I then tactically acquired to share with you. They asked ChatGPT to roast each branch.
Dear @Battlefield and @EA. If #BF6 doesn’t have the ability to squad up, and I mean EASILY squad up with no issues at launch, it’s DOA. That’s a single point of failure.
Best WAR movie of all time. But it can't be Saving Private Ryan.
Best WAR movie of all time. But it can't be Saving Private Ryan.
Somehow something about south park turned in to anti-semitic rants. @AdamKinzinger’s followers are literally as stupid as he is. This is amazing.
We're not listening to Zionist sympathizers complain anymore. Go complain to Benjamin Netanyahu
I will watch @SouthPark tonight. I’ll probably laugh my ass off. I mean, is not like they haven’t attacked politicians in the past.
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, My humor suggests I'm 12, and my body possibly died in WWII
Bill Gates has not aged well
ELLEN DEGENERES IS ON THE RUN… AGAIN She’s selling her $30M UK farmhouse after just one month. She fled the U.S. after Trump’s re-election… now she’s ditching the UK too. What is she so afraid of?
This is obvious coming from someone who cooks only for himself and doesn’t have to worry about a family. Dinner for a family can easily get up to $60 depending on what you eat and how healthy you want to eat.
when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
I’m the model for the 501st Boba Fett (re-paint)
share a piece of star wars lore about yourself
First day back in the office. I’ll say it was nice listening to @LarryOConnor and @JGunlock reminiscing about Ozzie and laughing hysterically at parts of his career. Makes my drive into the city with the worst traffic in the country a tad more palpable. Knew this would happen…
Of all the little gags and jokes throughout the history of the MCU going back to Iron Man, for some reason, my favorite is the revelation that Loki was DB Cooper
Fun email from enterprise today. 125 pound Congestion citation? Screw ever driving in London again. Utter horseshit of a fine.