Arákùnrin Adékúnlé 🇳🇬🇳🇬

Now these are the kind of people that if they write a book, I will definitely buy it. You are doing well senior man

Adulthood will teach you that those neighbours who were stopping you from playing ball around their cars were not wicked.

Stop disguising. @ me with your chest. Defend what you said about me and Ebuka. I gave receipts and you are hiding. A blind Man galloping on a horse could see that you are not only a dimwit, you have the talent of falsehood and grand fabrications. Makes you a colossal idiot.

"Ma'am, would you mind moving a bit closer to the TV? We want to make sure we get a great shot of you showing your support for the Falcons. It'll really help us convey your enthusiasm to our audience." Clowns 🤡

First Lady Oluremi Tinubu celebrating over the Super Falcons' triumph in the WAFCON finals.

Based on X sentiment and diverse analyses, Daniel Regha tops the list as the most foolish Nigerian influencer here. His unsolicited, shallow "advice" on celebs and politics often comes off as clout-chasing nonsense, drawing widespread mockery for lacking depth or expertise.

I genuinely hope women with big bumbum are having a great day. I hope their enemies eat stone for bread, urine for water and tread on hot coals. I hope women with big bumbum have a great life. I hope the universe is repeatedly kind to them. 🙏 God bless you, my Queens.

Before I had my firstborn, one million was my perfume. Then bros showed up and then, he started school. I no know wetin happen to me… I no just like the smell of that perfume again. I noticed there was a serious adverse and life threatening interaction between school fees and…

Peter Obi again just donated 25 million naira today 🙌🏼. Who be this man 😭 Does anyone know how much he has given to schools this WEEK alone? True True Peter Obi guide wetin no good 🙌🏼

Kenny Blaq did a comedy performance of what a Seyi Vibez and Shallipopi collaboration would sound like — and it was spot-on and hilarious 😁😂

I will humbly respond you on this bcos you offered same civil courtesy to HE Peter Obi few weeks back. I implore U to watch this VIDEO on how Obi moved all Anambra communities from the situation @Mallam_jabeer just highlighted to a water sufficiency upon arrival to Anambra.👇🏾

Nigeria is not normal. We shouldn’t be wondering if our salary will last till next week. We shouldn’t have to choose between food and transport. We shouldn’t be praying for light before we sleep. We’ve normalized madness and called it “resilience.” We must get it right in…

As a salary earner, you'll realize that the uncle who told you: “I'll do something about it at the end of the month” but disappointed you, was not wicked at all.

😂😂😂😂😂 He waited for 1 month and 6 days for the dust to settle before eventually hitting the block button. Now, this is how you handle bullies. Especially aesthetically deficient proglottides with brain cells measured in nanograms. He was moving like Van Damme from the…

If I were to open a church and become a prosperity pastor, I still wouldn't be nearly as much of a demerit to the world as you who told me that you supported Buhari in 2015 because "Ijaw boys were flying 1st Class with their baddies under GEJ." You and everyone like you from the…

You aren't intelligent. You are a charlatan, at best. A shallow neanderthal trapped in a stockfish body telling me that I lack depth. Your buffoonery must be entrenched in your genes.

Ah… Okoro, you guys keep disturbing my sleep. You know, there’s a special kind of embarrassment, an exquisite humiliation that occurs when a man, desperately trying to sound enlightened, stumbles into a conversation far beyond the grasp of his intellectual ligaments. And sadly,…

This guy is actually impressive. Wow.

Following the SOS appeal I got last week and my subsequent visit to the Faculty of Dentistry, University of Nigeria, Nsukka, I received a similar SOS appeal from the Faculty of Dentistry, University of Calabar on Saturday, highlighting a similar issue. Today, I was in Calabar to…

And if you're going to come after me on Twitter, send your best. Don't send Japheth fucking Omojuwa. I know some bacteria that are smarter than that sentient bag of refuse truck juice.

When the man who used to be an advocate of organic foods starts preaching you into eating inorganic GMO foods, you just know he has been heavily paid by Bill Gates. If GMOs were a good thing, Africa would be the last continent to get it.