Muttering John
@MutteringJ
Some say master of morning radio, others doyen of late night, even podcasting genius -- writer and stand up, but I prefer, joke crafter! Parody, obviously!
THE PROPHET - SAINT TOM OF CHIUSAN0 Before anyone else, years prior to @whoarethesepod, @RadioGunk and @RelocationBoss, this man knew the truth about Stuttering John.
OP-ED: MERSH'S ANALYSIS OF STEEL TOE'S CONSTANT FAILURES IS FIRST-RATE AND WELCOMED! Really been enjoying @DOOMSPAYUH's excellent clipping of @GooningOnRumble's analysis of pretend radio guy and failure specialist @AaronImholte! Worth checking both out! youtube.com/watch?v=Rb07Xa…
OP-ED: IS MELENDEZ BACK IN NYC PLANNING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST LADY KMART AND THE SHIT-WEIGHER? Is it possible @stutteringjohnm is back in his old stomping ground to plot legal action against @shalomshuli's @TheUncleRicoSho and @whoarethesepod's flop DiddleHouse event? ...
Gangs all back together.
In a highly competitive field of complete and abject failure, what is pretend radio guy @AaronImholte's most humiliating? ... Being restricted to only four voting options, write-in answers will be accepted!
OP-ED: IF DOWN, JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE NOT SICK STEEL TOE! Imagine being a beggar for chump change, then exposed as a swinger, drug user and face allegations of domestic abuse from two ex-wives, plus admitting guilt for 'revenge porn' ... Then be thankful you're not @AaronImholte!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $80! And, believe me, $80 is a king's ransom to Aaron! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy @AaronImholte fails again!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $100! Two very minor chump change goals MISSED in one day! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy @AaronImholte fails again!
OP-ED: SHOULD MERSH TAKE OUT A HRO AGAINST SICK STEEL TOE? ... OF COURSE NOT, HE'S NOT SCARED OR AFRAID! While begging for currency the value of Monopoly money, pretend radio guy @AaronImholte decides he wants to fight incisive critic @GooningOnRumble! reddit.com/r/SteelToeBori…
BREAKING: CRYPTIC MELTON PUBLISHES GRAPH! My guess, and it's just that, but it's the number of times pretend radio guy failure specialist @AaronImholte has called Melton a pedo - with ZERO evidence! - and mentioned @RekietaLaw or his his wife who is a victim of Imholte's crimes!
Sorry I forgot to make it clear.
OFFICIAL: 174 CALENDAR DAYS SINCE STEEL TOE SAID SAFESPORT SUSPENSION FOR ALLEGED MISCONDUCT WOULD BE REVOKED IN 24 HOURS! Didn't pretend radio guy and aspiring elderly amateur boxer @AaronImholte say this would be resolved within 24 hours? It's like he misunderstands things!
OFFICIAL: IT'S 839 DAYS SINCE STEEL TOE PROMISED HIS RETURN TO SMALL MARKET TERRESTRIAL RADIO! Given his use of racist, homophobic and misogynistic language, as well as swinging and drug-taking revelations, plus breaking a HRO and court cases, why is @AaronImholte not back!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $145! And, believe me, $145 is a king's ransom to Aaron! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy @AaronImholte fails again!
OP-ED: WHAT WILL BE THE PROSECUTOR'S NEXT MOVE IN SICK STEEL TOE'S NON-CONSENSUAL DISSEMINATION OF PRIVATE SEXUAL IMAGES CASE? Wisely the prosecutor left open the option for additional terms, including jail time, in the event @AaronImholte violated his terms of release! ...
BREAKING: SICK STEEL TOE'S LEGAL COUNSEL WITHDRAWS LEADING TO ANOTHER SUSPENSION OF HRO HEARING! I mean all pretend radio guy @AaronImholte, who says he's afraid of @RekietaLaw, was initially granted is the respondent not to do something he doesn't, namely going to his home!
Hahahahahahahaha
This is why @DFB_Team_EN - Deutschland or Germany -are EIGHT times women's Euro winners and the men are FOUR times WORLD CHAMPIONS - YOU NEVER, EVER GIVE UP! bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
OP-ED: SICK STEEL TOE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO SMART MERSH! Wasn't pretend radio guy @AaronImholte a massive fan of @GooningOnRumble? He needs to listen to his objective advice - very measured and fair! ... youtube.com/watch?v=yIRTFa…
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: STEEL TOE MEDIA INTERNATIONAL INC 'WINNING'? So @AaronImholte has sold less than half of tickets for his pretend comedy show, with ZERO tickets sold for the party or Cornhole tournament! Begging more yokels to play golf with NO guarantee of prize money levels!
OP-ED: SICK STEEL TOE MUST STOP HARASSING MELTON! Serial women harasser @AaronImholte needs to stop harassing @pmelt with unfounded and unqualified claims on his psychology and finances. Wise to waste a court's time with a HRO claim on someone he admits to never even have met?
2024 was an annus horribilis for pretend radio guy @AaronImholte, with divorce from his wife, revelations of drug use, swinging, arrest and breaking a HRO granted to his first ex-wife, but has 2025 miraculously been even more humiliating for the perennial failure specialist?
OP-ED: KARMIC'S INDEFATIGABLE STANCE AGAINST PEDOS AND PEDO-SCANDAL ENGULFED 'NETWORK' IS CORRECT! @Karmichael3rd impresses by rightly arguing that @shalomshuli's friend and pedo co-founder of @TheUncleRicoSho should be not allowed to harm children again! reddit.com/r/ShulisAnonym…
OP-ED: QUADFATHER'S STRONG ANTI-PEDO STANCE STANCE IS CORRECT! Heroic @byb_podcast, in a very impressive and measured performance, rightly asks questions about @shalomshuli and the pedo scandal engulfing his flailing pretend @TheUncleRicoSho 'network'! reddit.com/r/ShulisAnonym…
