Patrick Melton D.D.S.
@pmelt
Proud MAGA dentist in Ann Arbor, MI.
⛔️ REPORT: Apparently there’s a receding-hairline comedic mastermind that is so drunk he is groping random females aggressively at the bar while his wife makes the rounds between sleeveless fans lined up to grab a sniff of her famous tailpipe! 💩
😭 Apparently a Steel Toe fan tried to buy a hat from the bar to stop his bald head from burning in the patio sun. Cheetos screamed “no hats for Patrick,” from across the bar and chased the fan to his car and told him to never come back. The fan left a full beer and said he was…
🙈POV: You could have stayed home and watched Happy Gilmore 2 and had less regret.
🌽ANNIVERSARY SHOW UPDATE: With the power company working to restore power to the block, reports affirm there have been no sightings of Mooby at his own event just 20 minutes before the cornhole tournament is set to begin.
😂 “You guys don’t fit in. I am gonna have to ask you to leave.”
🚨Anniversary weekend is crumbling around us… youtube.com/live/TGoNxfrtc…
🚨You smell that? Something is COOKED! youtube.com/live/w83xu8bCt…
🤡 “Comedy pants!” Shorty can’t tie his shoes because the lifts be bulging out!
Since many of you asked, yes the legendary comedy pants were present as well as the new Jordans. #FreshFit #NewKicks #ChadleyStylin
I'm finally on Supertips. Thanks to @pmelt for walking me through the basics. Voices are obviously a bit limited for now, but this should eventually be a very fun part of the show. supertip.gg/mersh
Nothing gets by Chad.
The cry bully VicDumb @chadzumock is at it O'Gain! Chad maybe think how this could be your fault that you gave the number out in first place... 🫡 Add @RicFlairNatrBoy to the long list of people that Chad had doxed or tried to dox. It's no one's fault but yours Chad! Smarten up
🧢 HAT CLUB autographed hats are going out today! Thanks for your patience!
💵 We gotta get Mike David on the Supertip train before he has a complete breakdown… youtu.be/u44YU-UkNGg
🥱The Dabbleverse is full of the biggest dummies with the shortest memories ever. You guys already did this PRANK last month and forwarded it to MLC. Someone changed the website it forwards to and you all jump on it and repeat the sperging again.
