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Stop caring. That’s literally all you have to do. Just imagine this monkey everytime you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, etc

This is not only a strong form of coping and delusion, this is a personal attack on my character. And to do this on the same day HH passed from this world. Truly staggering. I won't be answering these ridiculous questions out of respect for an icon.

This is what they took from you

She's a 5.997 but she's "a sneakerhead" What should I do?

Just saw a girl that I dumped about 8 years ago who was madly in love with me. She's fat now

I feel like I'm in the middle of a game of Civilization and am losing cultural influence.

Today's helper is @TheBigDoink_ What a ret4rd

I've never heard anyone say "midwit" in the real world

"It's working fine, just needs a tuneup"

Feds are getting desperate

What are you doing for the GDP today?

She's a 4.33 but her pics look like a 9 What should I do?

What did they mean by this

Almost heaven

Boston butt going in the crock pot overnight Mustard BBQ sauce of course and some generic spices I hope it's not commie to slow cook in a crock pot versus smoking

Almost joined an all black female gym

Why is this gameplay literally impossible to emulate

A thermostat isn't an arm rest