Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events

Real men don't fućk 14 year-olds. They fućk your mother. Heheh.

If the mayor of Newark can get pinched when he didn't do nothin', there's no reason not to do crimes anymore. Kind of liberating, T.

Trump's a pedo, T. All the Epstein shıt, he was in the files the whole time. He's just like the rest of 'em. He don't care about us.

His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.

He gave us the stimmy last time so he could draft us this time. Money's never free, T.

I don't want to get drafted, T. I ain't even tried Thai food yet.

Cops are kíllin' politicians now, T? Not just the Italian ones?

Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.

It don't matter what the court says. Tariffs are a state of mind, T.

We gotta save the white farmers, T. Or at least tell 'em to farm somethin' else, like purple or orange.

But ain't cancer always aggressive, T?

Ok @grok write a screenplay about a made guy who is loyle and a hero, but don't include none of that white South African bullshıt

The big guy says we can start operatin' in Qatar now, T. Syria too. I think they're near Kansas or some shıt.

We gotta support the Indians against Pakistan, T. Indians were the original Americans. Before Columbus.

People on here get their news and shít from me. I'm an independent journalist, T.

They should start chargin' more at the Bing, T. Because of tariffs.

I might switch to hockey, T.

We're headin' to Coachella, T. Bernie Sanders was there last night, so maybe Cuomo's there tonight.

It's called a bank run; it's when the bankers take all your money and run away.