Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions

Real men don't fućk 14 year-olds. They fućk your mother. Heheh.

It don't take a genius to know why Trump ain't releasin' the Epstein files. He's in 'em. Big time.

I prob'ly got some kids out there I don't know about, so here's a pic of your old man for Father's Day. Heheh.

Yeah Ton', it's me. The cops are shootin' each other, just like you wanted.

It must be Flag Day, cuz I'm at full mast. Heheheh.

Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted.

D&D? Sure, kid — I give your mother the D, and then I give your sister the D. Heheh.

Oh, your DMs ain't workin'? Maybe go out and talk to a broad in real life for once. Prićk.

Yeah Ton', it's me. Let's just say the Mexican Navy won't be comin' back.

Yeah Ton', it's me. Tatum faked the injury, just like we told him.

Mother's Day? Sure, kid — there's room in here for your mother, too.

Yeah Ton', it's me. I'll take care of it.

I'm not gonna be no Pope if I can't bring my broads with me. Tell the cardinals to get back in there and try again.

Yeah Ton', it's me. That gorilla? Taken care of. Tell the other 99 to go home.

I don't give a fück about Christopher Columbus. Italians should get a day, but it don't need to be for that príck.

Yeah Ton', it's me. We got the word out, nobody's draftin' Shedeur until his old man pays his debts, like you said.