Martys Hairline 2.0

🚨‼️ BREAKING 🚨‼️ White whores everywhere are beginning to realize that Marcus McGhee points spread is the lock of the century. 👏👏 #UFCAbuDhabi

“Name a performance better than Conor McGregor vs Eddie Alvarez” Okay here you go: #UFCAbuDhabi

Petr Yan will be joining him in 2 days inshallah 🙏 #UFCAbuDhabi

Ilia fanboys signing up for the IDF after he linked up with the Nelk Boys:

Do we feed ourselves Merab after we 29-28 Petr? #UFCAbuDhabi

Sex with a condom so mid bruh I’d literally rather jack off

In this moment, Jared Cannonier would control MVP and ground and pound him into the shadow realm…. #UFC319

Y’all know we’re winning on Saturday night right? #UFCAbuDhabi

“I conjecture Petr Yan will outclass Marcus McGhee in a 3 round technical chess match masterclass” #UFCAbuDhabi

Another fraudulent belt for Dustin… We all know the real BDE belt belongs to Conor McDickLifter 👏🍆

I asked this girl, “Can I smash?” She said to me, “Dustin Poitier holding an undisputed belt.” In that moment, I knew she meant it would never happen. 😞

Mom asked if the dishes were washed I told her “Paulo Costa” Because them dishes AREN’T WASHED

My mood rn: #UFC318

IT’S TIME FOR THAT CONVERSATION: He was never that good. #UFC318

#UFC318

I smoked meth with Jackson McVey one time #UFC318

UFC fans… We have an ugly Dakota Ditcheva 👏 #UFC318

Nahhh they gotta ban coochie-havers from Jiu Jitsu or something

Gf just sent me a selfie 🥰 Nothing better than dating a beautiful mid 👏