Missy Njenga
@MissyNjenga
when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this
I failed first course navigation.. I got lost in longonot and a whole team had to come in for rescue 😊
Tell me something people don’t know about you?
Mosira Wa Kiambu Ni Nani😤😤
A Pentecostal church has bought the land neighbouring my house 😭😭..
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One of the wildebeests launched yesterday is being treated under SHA after being injured by a lion😂 @Kibet_bull @Wanjiru2027
Huku Ni wapi
Auditor-General reveals that public hospitals received expired and untested medical drugs worth over Sh49 million. This has raised serious patient safety concerns and points to failures in internal stock control and monitoring
But hey let's build avoidable housing..
More pain to parents as Kenya's Treasury CS says the government can no longer fully fund free education. Each secondary student is now getting Sh16,600 instead of the expected Sh22,000.
🤣🤣.. Tourist numbers are seeing the largest tanking in history because of bad governance but hey let's launch the wildebeest🤗..
PRESIDENT Ruto launches Great Wildebeest Migration in Mara days after global recognition; touts 15pc growth in tourist arrivals last year. capitalfm.co.ke/news/2025/07/p…
What happened to your kware serial killer .. did the long arm break or something?..
MP KOIMBURI APPEARS IN COURT OVER ABDUCTION ALLEGATIONS After several attempts to evade the long arm of the law, Hon. George Koimburi, Member of Parliament for Juja, finally appeared before court on 23rd July 2025. He was arraigned before Hon. Ben Mark Ekhubi, Principal…
While the budget at statehouse is at 175%
New secondary school capitation is Sh16,900, down from Sh22,244, Treasury CS Mbadi announces, warns government can’t sustain free primary and secondary education.
The greed Ngai...
CITY HALL secures 100 acres at Kamiti Prison and 50 acres at Embakasi Garrison to ease Lang'ata Cemetery crisis; Chief Officer Tom Nyakaba says the burial sites will be ready for use soon.
Reply with .. Unkind regards Jidishi...
Biashara wewe 😅😅 Some caterer received this email What would be your reply?
Cheap labour millions in their pockets..
Individuals undergoing training to provide private security during CHAN have refused to participate in today’s session at Kasarani Stadium, citing mistreatment by the company contracted for the role. They allege they were kept at the venue all day on Tuesday without food, only…
The moment you add bananas to my mukimo I swear we are now sworn enemies ..
Na hakuna pesa ya mitihani..
State House overspent by 170% in the financial year ended June 2025, spending Sh11.6 billion against a budget of Sh4.3 billion — despite promises to cut costs
Big on I am going to clean a river while the city lies in filth..
Fitz Grant a joke to you?..
Nobody loved their side chick more than ghost did
Upon further reflection I haven’t been evil enough