Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨
@MissSamVee
Writer. Baker. Coffee Maker. I write books about vampires 🫰🏻Manic-Pixie-Dream-Mom🧚 Can’t Wait To Be Dead available at link below ❤️🦇
Check out my book, it’s hella cute ❤️🦇 There's something seriously strange about Harker Drake and finding out the truth will be the death of me. Classes haven't even started yet, and this school year already bites. Can't Wait To Be Dead a.co/d/dxH6TrN
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If you see this picture you have to say hi to torchbearer do not pass go, no skipping. YOU MUST SAY HELLO NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE HE IS SAYING HI TO YOU DON’T BE RUDE
“You’re my only reason to stay alive.” Okay Edward, maybe take it down a notch you’re stressin me out
Hearing little Moans singing “and no one leaves” right before you crash out
My son has been shook by the news that Wake Up and Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car are in fact not both sung by @andyblack
Sooo simple
im sorry but this is crazy
Yesterday someone referred to me as the “baby mama” to my husband, and it was like the celestial gates opened and the stars aligned, as it was the first time he has ever been presented with the opportunity to say “you mean, MY WIFE?”
24, messing around with a whole slew of people that I am beyond grateful didn’t make it to my 2025 life 😅
age check but we’re in 2016
It's New episode Day! I'm still trying to figure out how to balance my job and editing this show every week! Look below and watch the episode to show support!
Only a few more days of being able to download Can’t Wait To Be Dead for FREE! Do you like vampires? John Cusack movies? YA Farm horror? 1st person POV of a girl with a very anxious inner monologue? Then click the link in my bio and download FOR FREE from the Smashwords store!
I spy my book in a girls Instagram story 👀
Watching Jess Hastings on Instagram is my new favorite TV show
“All of @iamblackbear’s songs sound the same” Yeah well every time he goes “yeAhhHhHh” into a microphone my eyes roll back into my head and I see God, so what’s yours point?
Reading these comments I’ve gathered that…so like…doctors just don’t seem to care about anybody anymore
Genuine question to men, because I'm curious if you have had any experiences like this: is there something that men go to the doctor about, in terms of physiological health that is fairly commonly brushed off?
Ha, jokes on you I think anything good that happens to me is an anomaly
Indie writers: If one of your books sells extremely well, say a 100,000 copies, would you take that as a sign that all your future books will do as well or better? Or do you remain cautious in event it was an anomaly?
I find common ground at work when I play The Giver because my boss loves country music and I love lesbians
The best way for a man to figure out if he’s a good person is if he has ED, because God only gives boners to faithful and loyal men 🙏🏼
Just booked (hehe) my 5th event for the year for my little Vampire babies. Come meet me and get your books signed at the Witches Day Out this October in Northampton, PA! Also download your FREE EBOOK of Can’t Wait To Be Dead right now! 🦇❤️ smashwords.com/books/byseries…
