Michael Gagliano
@MikeDoesData
I’m engineering data in warehouses you’ve never heard of
Oh but my car batteries aren’t welcome anymore? Because of woke?
Dropping blocks in the oceans to help marine life
The dentist called everyone in the office in to marvel at how good my teeth are. “He has the best teeth in the world" they exclaim. They're tossing fruit and vegetables at me and clapping while I bite them. They want to steal them for themselves but I will not let them
Love finding a tattoo artist online that does absolutely impeccable work. Truly high quality, original art with their own signature style. Oh and what’s this? They’re located in *squints eyes* Moldova? And they’re booked out for the next 2 years? Splendid!
I’m in San Francisco but the way I’m doing it is very cool and interesting, not like the rest of you though.
Just finished my first day as a staff engineering manager at Google under the GCP division. A little overwhelming, but I think the changes we just pushed should really improve performance for everyone. Signing off for the weekend!
Think I set a new record for “consecutive fuck words said in a 1 hour period” while I installed a bunch of new storage shelving in a room I barely fit in.
Oreo better bring back my chocolate peanut butter pie Oreos or I will make January 6th look like a tea party
[signing to gorilla] Me Michael. Michael friend gorilla. No fight gorilla. Michael betray man for friend gorilla.
Tax return hit. I’m just doing laps at the local oil change shop, the guys here are going crazy. Full synthetic, half and half, every kind. “AGAIN, AGAIN!” They’re shouting. We’re like animals in here.
Hi friends, I've been working on a blog post about "Spreadsheets 2.0" and how I am thinking the future of analytics. I'd love it if you read it!
Ingesting a preworkout that is “allegedly” supposed to be a sour gummy worm flavor and wondering why my stomach sounds like two shoes in the dryer for the entire workout
Me talking to myself playing Balatro
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
If I disable a dbt model in the dbt_project.yml why would the model’s yaml also not be ignored. Why does .dbtignore not apply to dbt_packages Would a fair and just world make me ask these questions to begin with
As a Data Engineer, Ive seen all the data. So feel free to ask me about any data and I should be able to tell you the answer in just a few minutes.
As a CPA, I know all the taxes. So feel free to ask me about any type of tax and I should be able to tell you the answer in just a few minutes.
Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.