Mike Diplockre
@MikeDiplockre
Nuclear (power, deterrent, family) • first-worldist
Hilarious that even the german politicians are listening to public opinion while the UK has decided to start using secret courts and censorship
🔴 Germany deports Afghans after striking deal with Taliban telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
If His Majesty would please consult the Mandate of Heaven meter 👇
King Charles opens speech with 'Assalamu Alaikum' during visit to Islamic centre gbnews.com/royal/king-cha…
*At my local park* "See that ant?" "Sorry, you talking to me?" "Yeah, that little ant *points at ground* I value him more than the ENTIRE THIRD WORLD!!" "Oh, right."
This is why I'm not keen at all on Cannabis. We have a group who've smoked it for basically a lifetime at this point, and the results aren't pretty.
Schizophrenia is rampant amongst older Carribean men for some reason. You often see them mumbling to themselves particularly on public transport. There was one who used to loiter outside my office screaming at people.
20% chance the word "Zogbot" gets mentioned in Parliament next week. 30% chance the term is explained in a BBC Verify article. 10% chance your mum asks you what a zogbot is.
The somewhat artistic but slightly schizophrenic older Caribbean gentleman is definitely a British archetype. Though I think it's more 1948-97 British core rather than post-97 Boriswave Yookay.
“What does it mean to be British?” “Look at me and you won’t miss - you will see that I’m here with you, wondering what to do, wondering how to go along. Wanna be strong and still being weak? Because of the system, I don’t know who cheat”
MPs and Peers are not bound by any super injunction when speaking in the Chamber. They have an absolute privilege of free speech and what they say can then be reported. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/1…
Civil war in Britain isn't imminent, but I think we could soon get the 'warning shot' that typically precedes them. For the Yugoslav Wars it was the 1981 Kosovo riots. For the Troubles it was a spate of killings in 1966. A S'port/Ballymena riot that turns deadly could be ours.
Memetic attacks on migrant hotels in Britain & Ireland basically happening every other week at this point. Another example of the British state totally misreading the public mood.
Reason #678 why you should think very carefully before appointing ex service personnel as ministers
Really should make people angry: A ‘former minister claimed Mr Heappey “had a religious fervour” about the scheme and would “constantly try to emotionally blackmail people” by referring to his service in Afghanistan’. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/1…
Some big pledges here: - "immediate freeze on all immigration" - "deport foreign criminals" - "illegal migrants will be deported" - "ban all foreign nationals from receiving benefits" It's really important pressure is kept on so none of these get watered down.
A Reform government will ensure Britain is no longer treated like a charity for the rest of the world. dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…
Robert Jenrick is Lying about Parliamentary Privilege 🧵 In Jenrick's statement on the Afghan Resettlement Scandal he says that the reason he concealed the information was because: "Parliamentary privilege is not unlimited; I was bound by the Official Secrets Act".…