Chris🌿
@chris_thinks
“Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.” – Ibn Taymiyyah
I missed a phone call today scheduled for 11.00 am, because I was sleeping, when I woke up said "Let's circle back at 3.00pm" with no explanation. Pure aura.
28th April - Ed Balls Day 1st February - Matt Hancock Day 24th July - Zarah Sultana Day
It’s not called Your Party!
"Who are you voting for?" "Your Party?" "Oh okay, the Conservative Party?" "No, Your Party" "Yeah, the Conservative Party. That's my Party!" 🤒
It's time for a new kind of political party - one that belongs to you. Sign up at yourparty.uk.
This image is deeply offensive and entirely inappropriate. I'm shocked anyone would think it's acceptable to share something so appalling. It shows a complete lack of respect and decency. I fully disavow and reject this, do not find it funny and condemn those who share it.
someone with this profile picture just liked my tweet
Most Desirable Men in the World Ranking: 1. Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) 2. Pedro Pascal (@pascalarchive) 3. Tristan Tate (@TateTheTalisman )
Which ancient religion do you want to see reemerge on the world stage
Spent the afternoon generating images of Obama's inevitable arrest at the hands of Donald Trump. My favourite is still my first (pictured) because it shows Donald Trump, out of focus, in the distance. Silently watching.

This greek man is angry at a man eating a kebab in turkey.
It's all just stolen Greek and Armenian food
My eyes blurred over, I saw a deeply interesting tweet about telling the truth, seemingly written by a beautiful woman I had followed. But then my eyes snapped back, and a man had written it and she was just talking about sex.