Mike Beauvais
@MikeBeauvais
Creator of Quibi. Let's not drag my employer into this.
BOSS: Marketing wants to know if you can get tomorrow's deliverable in this afternoon. ME (Photoshopping Paddington into an Eddington poster): Probably not.

Carson Beck headed straight to the Roxbury after ACC Media Days.
Quarterback Carson Beck is on the mic next. Is happy to be medically cleared after having been limited in the Spring while recovering from surgery.
Lost it at "You gonna have Slobodan Milosevic on?!"
There are so many moments, you should watch the entire thing. But here is Adam Friedland finding out.
The funny thing about “There’s always a tweet” is that sometimes you’re like “Okay, no way there’s a tweet for this one” and, holy shit, there it is.
President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense
Holy shit, he did the meme.
The literal fascist who got exposed on Jubilee has been fired from his job. Love that for him.
First player that comes to mind... GO ✍️⬇️
First player that comes to mind... GO ✍️⬇️
I don’t think Big L had girls that made Toni Braxton look like Whoopi Goldberg. I simply don’t believe that.
Summer uniform
The 2025-2026 Los Angeles Clippers after a back-to-back on the road in December.

I dunno, if I were the TTC and just relaunched my universally reviled fare inspector program under the acronym “POO,” I probably wouldn’t be a joyless red ass about it.


I didn’t realize there were CDC guidelines on Labubu ownership.

Congratulations to Philip Rivers on his retirement.
Philip Rivers retires as a Charger.
Another team name of great concern to Jim Jordan is the Ohio State Buckeyes. Google “Jim Jordan Buckeyes” for more information.
Cleveland Indians. Washington Redskins.
Theo Huxtable getting his ear pierced without his parents’ permission was an all-time great sitcom episode. Rest in peace, Malcolm-Jamal Warner.
He’s our wisest celebrity.
Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
It’s so cool that the TTC did a completely unnecessary rebrand of their fare inspectors and not one single person - not a soul - realized the acronym for Provincial Offences Officers is POO.
As of today, TTC Fare Inspectors will now be known as Provincial Offences Officers. These employees will also be wearing new uniforms. You can spot them in grey shirts and a Provincial Offences Officer vest. To learn more, visit: bit.ly/4m1MeKu
In a different world, Erwin Rommel got really into profiteroles instead of infantry tactics.
