Prison Mitch
@MidnightMitch
Tariff Expert and part time shit poster.
Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:
“The Epstein files. Wow. You’re telling me now for the first time.”
BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ
The DNC after watching Hunter Biden explain how cook crack like he was Gordon Ramsey making a beef Wellington:
I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS tHe FrEe StAtE oF fLoRiDa!
🚨#BREAKING: A Florida man arrested for driving a lawn mower drunk down a busy highway 📌#PortStLucie | #Florida According to the Florida Highway Patrol, dispatchers received multiple calls around 8:30 a.m. Friday reporting a man operating a lawn mower erratically on the…
ICE agents make more than WNBA players, as God intended.
Both teams wearing shirts that read “Pay Us What You Owe Us” #WNBA
Thank you for speaking truth to power @NancyMace!
Rumor has it the South Carolina establishment is scared of what else we are going to expose on this whiteboard. Hold the Line.
You needed a satellite to tell us that?
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
This is what they took from us.
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
Glock executives right now:
>USAF memorandum on the M18 just dropped Oooof
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
No, there is another.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
It’s happening.
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Attorney General Pam Bondi to meet with Ghislane Maxwell. "If Ghislane Maxwell has information about anyone who has committed crimes against victims, the FBI and the DOJ will hear what she has to say"
If I was the hotel worker that had to clean up Hunter’s room after a bender I’d probably any self deport.
Hunter Biden: "How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your f****** table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"
If these MAGA fanboy losers hit the gym or went outside maybe they wouldn’t feel so bad about themselves and would stop taking their insecurities out on other people!
If these MAGA fanboy losers hit the gym or went outside maybe they wouldn’t feel so bad about themselves and would stop taking their insecurities out on other people!
