michaela okland
@MichaelaOkla
Just a Girl, girling out [email protected]
Ok I’m ready
My soulmate needs to stay away a bit longer idk how long but I am busy bopping about atm (not sexually just w locations and activities)
Extremely chill video I took of Lisa straddling a woman at the blackpink concert
A joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters
A joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters
Friend who holds me accountable was calling me avoidant at dinner and I was like “ok but am I avoidant OR were those people just not my soulmate😏” and my friend who enables me was like “GREAT POINT!!!”
I guess the price of food is only a problem when a Democrat is in office.
The average price of a pound of ground beef rose to $6.12 in June, up nearly 12% from a year ago, according to U.S. government data. The average price of all uncooked beef steaks rose 8% to $11.49 per pound. abcnews.link/jNi4V9P
I hate answering questions about myself when I’m getting to know someone new. Like ok now I have to say something definitive who knows if that’s even true
That birthday letter I sent to Jeffrey Dahmer saying "will always remember the delightful meals we had together"? People shouldn't read too much into that. There's an innocent explanation.
I’m glad newspapers are taking Trump’s relationship with Epstein seriously now that we’re six months into his second term as president
BREAKING: WSJ is working on new details about Trump’s relationship with Epstein, and Trump reportedly wants to stop it from being published. He reportedly called WSJ’s editor in chief to try and kill the story.
A successful TV show that's been running for over 30 years is being cancelled bc trump's feelings got hurt. What a pathetic country the US has turned into. North Korea shit
Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host. "Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
the censorship is starting…
Stephen Colbert announcing to his audience that his show has been cancelled.
Setting aside the fact that this is beyond nuts, it’s also beyond his — or anyone’s — authority to revoke natural-born citizenship.
An ICE officer entered a California hospital. He didn't have a badge or a warrant and didn't identify himself. When an employee asked for these things, he slammed her against the wall and choked her. DHS claimed SHE assaulted HIM. ICE is out of control.
ICE has arrested a 6-yr old with cancer. And now it's arrested a 71-yr old Grandmother - Barbara Stone. The one thing they had in common? They are both American citizens!
Maybe I’m weird but I kind of think Trump’s people editing Jeffrey Epstein jail footage and mysteriously leaving out chunks of time is a bigger scandal than CBS editing a Kamala answer for clarity
Oh look, a Republican president is ushering in a recession, just like every Republican president has done for the last 50 years.
BREAKING: Amazon Prime sales on first day are down 41% compared to last year
Really into replying “ussss” when my friends post things with quite literally a different friend of theirs

trump has confused "seeking asylum" with "insane asylums" for years now and no one in media has ever called him out for it
Trump: We have many people walking in areas that we don’t know anything about that came out of insane asylums. They released the insane asylum population into our country.
it’d be one thing if he was this fucking dumb in a vacuum but he literally killed people abroad, put thousands out of good jobs here, did irreparable damage to important research, stole a bunch of data, took money from consumers, and made it harder for seniors to talk to ssa!!!