Heaux Squidward
@MetsMissy
Sorry, I'm annoying🤷♀️ Jerry Blevins said we're friends😊 Cashapp/Venmo: missygson #LFGM #Knicks #NYG #ilovelabatt #ninjafam #forevercold
This poor man had open heart surgery just over a month ago and now I’m dragging him all over Citifield and he’s listening to me yell at the crowd for booing Harper when we CANNOT because he FEEDS OFF OF IT!! #LFGM

Me to myself on the course: “you fucked up your short game AND your long game on that hole. PICK A STRUGGLE.”
When you call the course and they say they’re wiiiiiiideee open >>>
This angle of Pete's catch is majestic 🔥
Pete Alonso GETS UP to make a game-saving grab to win it for the @Mets 😤
Been trying to be able to eat spicy food more because I’m the world’s biggest baby and I put some buffalo sauce on my eggs and poured WAY MORE THAN I INTENDED TO. Pray for me 🙏🏼😂
And to my children I leave 127 open tabs on safari
My toxic trait is wishing Joey Lucchesi was still on the Mets pitching out of the bullpen
Swiss is the cutest girl on earth
Stupid question time! Who's Swiss?
You’ll be surprised how you will learn if you just let people smarter than you, be smart! Let them correct you if you’re wrong, let that ego go, bro. I promise it’s ok.