MayoMonkey2: ElectricBoogaloo 🐰
@MayoMonkey2_
I'm back b*tches | Here for the validation of strangers | Nothing says 'I Care' like symbolic idiocy | Seriously pissed at being nuked for nothing |
Ok - got nuked for pissing off a snowflake or something... whatever. But rebuilding. Going to try and find everybody so please be patient. Way too addicted to this ridiculous platform 🤦♀️🐰
Pineapple on pizza? Finnish pizza is waaaay worse Ground-up reindeer, lingonberry mayonnaise, pickles and potato chips
Investigation finds RI Public School District offered student loan forgiveness to only non-White teachers foxnews.com/media/investig…
This should be your Mayor after the election ...
I have been on scene at the shooting in Midtown, and we can report the shooter is neutralized. The NYPD are now searching 345 Park Avenue carefully. If you are in the building, please stay where you are. People have been shot and injured, and I will soon be going to the…
My wife says I can be an idiot sometimes. Pretty cool of her to give me permission like that.
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Thread 🧵 1) Last night was heavy. One of the ewes gave birth, but her lamb was stillborn. We tried everything, but it was no use. When we took the little one away, the mother cried through the night, pacing and calling for a baby that would never answer. This morning,…
well now ...
Removing a tree stump using physics
me: any historical figure? wizard: that's right [later at dinner] Beethoven: you seem disappointed me: *hiding dog treats* it's fine
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LIVESTREAM: Cincinnati police address viral beating video x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
This sh*t ain't rocket science, folks
I'm generally a staunch defender of the economics profession but the fact that an 80 year old reality show star and his ragtag crew of like 5 alabama university undergrads are running circles around 10 thousand PhDs for a year now does raise some questions one cannot ignore
Hey Fred ...Why are your cats running amok inon the interwebs? @Grand_handsomer
Seems obvious ... They had all the opportunity and total control over the DOJ
BREAKING: Trump just spoke for over 5 minutes about Epstein and gave some insightful remarks: "If they had something, they would have released." "If they had anything, why didn't they use it when I was k*lling Joe, and then he gave out because he was 25 points down?" Thoughts?
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Remember when Obama mocked Romney in the 2012 debate when Romney claimed Russia was still a threat? Remember when Hillary offered Russia the "reset" button? Back then, we were on a glidepath of Russia becoming a respected member of the family of nations. How and why did we go…
.@VP: "You had a grown man who sucker punched a middle-aged woman... that person ought to go to jail for a very long time — and frankly, he's lucky there weren't some better people around because they would've handled it themselves." "The only way to destroy that street violence…
A violent mob in Cincinnati left a man and woman beaten unconscious
Quality workmanship like this is hard to find ...
