Matthew Highton
@MattHighton
Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi: http://ko-fi.com/matthighton
Godzilla Minus One but it’s Cookie Monster.
Me dumping a fridge and then speeding away on a Penny Farthing that has a false moustache and glasses. "Good luck finding me, ASSHOLES!"
This is a message to the fly-tippers blighting our towns and villages: For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. That ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.
Usage of the term “the aircon is lovely in here” up 65000% in shops across the UK.
Finally the content everyone wanted. Mr Blobby in Jaws.
Not been on here for a while but this fight is so fucking funny it’s hard not to. I mean how can you not read this with the voices of two seven year old boys. “You stupid, you can’t play at my house no more” “Well, you mean, I’m not gonna give you my dwagon wocket”
Nice to see some fans of the Fallout games at Eurovision.
Jesus, what the hell was that shot in Austrias video? #Eurovision
The Mr Blobby cameo in the latest Last of Us was actually terrifying.
I LOVED directing this epic video for Wolfgang Van Halen’s KILLER new track “THE END” along with my pal Greg Nicotero, check it out here!
THE END directed by Robert Rodriguez & Greg Nicotero youtu.be/7w7rAEnMXDI
This guy suspiciously absent from the Popes funeral.
Everyone talking about Trumps blue suit and completely ignoring the fact Melania looks like she just got out of Azkaban and is about to fuck shit up.
Unconfirmed atm but hearing the new pope will very likely be catholic. It’s worked for the Vatican in the past and theres a certain ‘if it ain’t broke’ attitude in their thinking on this one. Will be interesting to see either way.
Me all day: 🎵 'Cause we got a great big conclave Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a great big conclave Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our conclave Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' conclave Watch us as we pray’
