TJ 🚪📜🔨

Can all of Christian twitter, Catholic, Lutheran, ortho, reformed, Baptist; just take a collective moment to be happy together that the abortion amendment in Florida failed?

Me, on a Friday night starting at the sushi cooler in the commissary

I’m being treated like an adult in the army right now. Something must be very wrong.

You can tell this map is a joke, because they have Nebraska ranked higher than Iowa.

The European mind cannot fathom this

MP who says he’s basically a cav scout

Compromise for the Lutherans. How about no organs or guitars. Instead, we use the weird hybrid of them both. The harpsichord.

I’m the type of weirdo that enjoys flying

Adam and Eve were Lutherans

I lived in Utah. The whole state is haunted by demons.

Cane sugar has a higher percentage of fructose than high fructose corn syrup.

Dante was a Lutheran

If you’re looking for a good read that debunks the endless lies Protestants launch at Christians, I highly recommend🇻🇦

Lutherans in/near Oklahoma City: This church only has a dozen people show up every week, but hundreds of new apartments are being built less than a mile away. They’re trying to get it presentable before inviting people in. They need help. And if you aren’t close, they…

There is a stronger case to be made that the thief on the cross was baptized, versus him not being baptized.

I met my wife exactly two years ago today, and in less than a month will be our first wedding anniversary. And I’m not with her for either of those anniversaries. I pray she can one day forgive me for this.

Passed the hardest test in the Army.

How am I supposed to fit my roadtrip guns in this?

None of my players can write or read

Truly a champion of conservatism.

Laugh all you want, but there’s a shark loose somewhere on an interstate in rural Iowa.