marmot
@MarmotRespecter
low-rise jeans activist
As the Soviet Union was collapsing, Metallica and Pantera held a free concert in Moscow. Over 500,000 Russians attended. They were welcomed as Gods, symbolizing their newfound freedom. Metal is extremely American. Shut the fuck up.
My parents didn’t let us listen to Metal. Was devil worshipping music. Hard to see how they were wrong. Pantera used pentagrams. Even if “ironic,” or “art,” it’s demonic symbolism. Later in life I tried. Couldn’t stomach it. Made me physically ill. It’s the sound of demons.
i should vibe code a "what is mike cernovich scared of today" twitter bot
My parents didn’t let us listen to Metal. Was devil worshipping music. Hard to see how they were wrong. Pantera used pentagrams. Even if “ironic,” or “art,” it’s demonic symbolism. Later in life I tried. Couldn’t stomach it. Made me physically ill. It’s the sound of demons.
"what a cute dog! he's such a good boy!" thanks, he steals food and then throws up under the furniture and everything he does seems to be calculated for maximum annoyance but i guess in 2 seconds you've gotten to know him better than me
funniest outcome of obama investigation would be no charges for any of the political stuff, but they find he did actually kill his chef
the most important thing a wife does is tell her husband comforting lies about his hairline
i actually would pay $30k+ for the elon robot if it could reliably do all my gardening for me imagine having a clanker that would just pull weeds all day
"stippling" is another retarded thing that glockcels try pretend is cool/not due to an obviously shit design
of course elon opened the 2010s reddit slop café
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!
All Catholics do is aura farm
The Skull of St. Mary Magdalene
Before the Italian was, the tomato waited for him. The ultimate ingredient, awaiting it's ultimate culinarian.
Just remember: Not a single European, much less any Italian, had eaten a tomato until the 16th century.
magic code-words in this: "unfair lottery" and "merit-based" india is working behind the scenes, trying to scam trump into removing the country cap
BREAKING - President Trump’s administration is moving to end the unfair H‑1B visa lottery, replacing it with a merit‑based, salary‑ranked system that prioritizes highly skilled, top‑earning workers.
why did they put the nudity blocker on the cigarette?
A Sherpa taking a cigarette break at 8,000 meters in the “death zone”, where oxygen is critically scarce
There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god
they should invent a child that can close something a door, a cabinet, a package of food, a fridge... just close one goddamn thing when you're done using it
Me going to another city because I couldn't switch lanes
“I’ll take mine medium” Just grab me a beer, you’re getting whatever I feel like
