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My name’s Evan! I love Mountain Dew, Pocket knives, Corduroy, Poetry, Milkshakes, Petty crime, Reading, Pyjama pants, Nuance, Björk, Cowboys, Zombies & Music.
#Oomfs engagement bait..who are you based on my assignment?🤔 Scorpio, Libra: Rarity Taurus, Capricorn: Applejack Virgo, Aquarius: Twilight Pisces, Cancer: Fluttershy Sagittarius, Gemini: Pinkie Pie Aries, Leo: Rainbow dash
i was scrolling on youtube and came across this diva vibing to girl like me by pinkpantheress and she just gets it 😭
Everyones always like feed Monster to a Victorian child and they’ll spontaneously combust.. I don’t understand.. I wanna go back in time and give a Victorian child a joint, chai, back massage coupon and some lavender lush bathbombs
If you have really gorgeous eyes you can do no wrong basically
Robert Sean Leonard genuinely has the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen one second of eye contact with him and i would spontaneously combust
Childhood is making memories and then teenagehood is repressing all of them and then adulthood is uncovering the bones of your childhood again like a palaeontologist